Day CVIII: 9 red things that heat up stuff

It's feb 9th and that's the number that inspired this list !



1.) Electric stoves - Duh
2.) Hot metal - I suppose it would be green if it was copper but I'm red green colorblind so whatever and it would be red if it was iron...
3.) Red microwave ovens - We often forget that style can come to a microwave near you!
4.) Endless crowds of angry people - I just referenced one of my fav songs of all time "Harold the Barrel" by Genesis :D
5.) Fire!
6.) A very broken computer - with battery explosion issues
7.) A space heater - of the electric type
8.) A red pan - you know those pans with cooking things built into the bottom.. You don't? Well it made the list anyway so tough!
9.) A red crock pot - MMM delicious stews and chilis :D

Day LXIII: 8 red things

Sorry I didn't post yesterday I was at an all night thing with my youth group and didn't have time...



1.) Apples - I love the crunchy kind the red delicious.
2.) Blood - MMM... Tastes like chicken (I know it's a horrible cliche)
3.) Some tootbrushes - Mine is pink but some are red and some are red with blood from over-brushing
4.) Christmas lights - I don't want to complain but seriously who told wal mart it's Christmas?
5.) Leaves - In the fall they turn this color along with yellow and all sorts of shades of brown
6.) Underwear - Some people wear red undies. Today I am wearing blue but red is a good color. It's sexy or something..
7.) Cars - It has been said that red is the most popular color. "By Whom?" you ask. I would have to answer exactly...
8.) Cats with paint on them - I don't think I've ever seen a cat with naturally red hair but tempra paints make an excellent dye for your white pussy.

Day XXXXIV: 5 advantages to being red-green colorblind

I almost wrote XXXXIIII(rotfl). Anyway, today I am going to tell you 5 advantages to being red-green colorblind as I am.


(if you do not see the number 29 [that is what I am told I cannot see it and therefore do not know for a fact] in this circle you are probably colorblind check out the colorblindness test)

1.) If and when you get married (I'm not) you will never have to choose the color of a wall or floor etc.
2.) Also with the same stipulation as the first, you have an excuse if you accidentally tell your wife that she is wearing something that doesn't match
3.) You can make a fashion statement without knowing it
4.) You can turn your clothes to Christmas (red and green) and say, "What these aren't both red (green if you prefer)?"
5.) (This one is annoying but also fun) If someone finds out they are like, "What color is this?" and just because you are colorblind doesn't mean you cannot distinguish some colors from one another. When you give the right answer they are amazed (or skeptical) and you have to explain to them but anyway It's a fun life!