Day LXXII: 6 that's what she saids

OH! That's what she said!



1.) You need to put that thing in there.
2.) You look dead.
3.) I can't sit down today
4.) You're ugly
5.) Why did you even bother?
6.) Hahahahaha

Day LXVI: 6 things that are not dead

I figured 6 things on the 66th day would not be a bad omen or anything...


(me as paris hilton)

1.) Me - Just checked my pulse and my eyes are working and the keyboard is typing so yes.
2.) God - I don't think He even can die
3.) My laptop - She is alive and well I have avast! antivirus and do not torrent anymore
4.) My mom - I can hear her voice from the other room.
5.) My fish - I can see them moving, floating, being fish in my tank about a meter from me.
6.) Chivalry - Take note of this caballeros - gents in Spanish I just think that it is a cool word because it means horsemen - please be GENTLEMEN don't just go there to use the restroom. And Ladies act ladylike and expect gentlemanly behavior in return.

Day LVII: 6 things that can make a grown man cry

Sorry I did not post yesterday, but not to fear today's post is especially great.



1.) The birth of a child - his own obviously
2.) The death of a loved one - especially a spouse or parent
3.) A woman cleaning his wounds - Have you ever seen any movie where a man gets hurt. He can have anything happen to him sword, spear, you name it but he will invariably not flinch until the woman is cleaning his wounds.
4.) Penile cancer - all you men out there. You know you were thinking it I just said it...
5.) Death - most men would rather cry than die except for Chuck Norris who is impervious to both
6.) Sappy Movies - JUST KIDDING these actually make most men laugh. The reason we laugh is because we don't understand you women. We have no other weapon in our arsenal except laughing. Don't be offended.

Day XI: 8 things that scare me

Today, I was thinking of things that scare me. These are them soo... ENJOI



1.) Snakes
2.) Heights
3.) Dead people
4.) Men with lots of makeup for no reason
5.) Killing a possum
6.) Drowning
7.) Knives
8.) That the internet will die

Day IX: 7 things that make me clasp my hands to my face and go AHHHHHH

These are either tedious things or things that are so annoying they just make me want to clasp my hands to my face and go AHHHHHH! So enjoi (I saw that on a license plate today)



1.) Computer viruses
2.) Big reports for school
3.) Not being able to do things I want to because of things I have to do
4.) Thinking about calories
5.) Thinking about sharp objects
6.) Listening to country music
7.) Going into china shops with small aisles (I'm 6'4... and stuff)

Rules for posting your own list:
1. Only 7 items and not less
2. I censor if it's really bad (be your own judge)
3. HAVE FUN WITH IT
4. Anyone can post