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10.11.08

Day LXIV: 5 people I would/ 5 people I wouldn't like to see in my grilled cheese

Everyone has heard about the Virgin Mary grilled cheese if not a picture is below. These are 5 people I would and 5 people I wouldn't like to see in my grilled cheese sandwich.



Would


1.) Stephen Colbert - He will eventually take over America with his witty news cast anyway.
2.) The playboy bunny - Wouldn't that be funny?
3.) Any of my close friends - I would love to see them immortalized in toast
4.) Steve Jobs - I don't really care for macs that much but if he was on my toast I would really like it.
5.) The god of rock from guitar hero - I love this game!

Wouldn't


1.) Jack Black - His acting annoys me... What can I say?
2.) Rick Duba - He is my principal not really that fun for my toast
3.) Barak Obama - His smile creeps me out.
4.) Beevis or Butthead - Duh! NO!
5.) Marylin Manson - Then I might have to kill myself.

1.11.08

Day LVIX: 5 words that start with en

Wow! This topic is so controversial! (with a deep tone of sarcasm)



1.) English - This is my native tongue. I hope to some day master Spanish.
2.) Enter - A lot of places are do not's for me especially because I am under both 21 and 18
3.) Entire - My blog is full of entirely original ideas
4.) Encapsulate - What a dissolvable outside does to the contents of a pill
5.) Enterprise - A place that rents cars.

31.10.08

Day LVIII:6 things I don't want to recycle

These are all things that are not worth recycling to me.



1.) Shower Water - I saw something that recycles this on tv today and that is what inspired this list
2.) Towels - I can't use one two days in a row. It's gross.
3.) Food - I really don't like compost piles
4.) Bodies - I think this is gross in the first place I would never be a mortician
5.) Things that cost more to recycle than to get rid of - It makes no sense if it takes less money to make something new why recycle.
6.) Things that take hours of my time to do - If I have to go far away to recycle something I won't do it

22.10.08

Day LII: 10 foods that I don't like

Well these are 10 foods that I definitely detest.


(excuse me for taking you back to the 90's with a gif but I think it's awesome!)

1.) Fish (except fish sticks) - I cannot stand fish in any form whether it be sushi, salmon, cod, etc. I have tried to like it so many times but the only thing that is good to me is fish sticks which are probably just fish eyes anyway but whatev.
2.) Other seafoods - I have tried like shellfish, lobster etc. and I don't like it. I have even tried octopus (twice) EWWWW! I did like, however, fried scallops so I guess that is an exception.
3.) Mustard - Ground up seed that taste like butt. No thanks
4.) The Barbecue sauce that my dad eats - First of all, my dad loves wishbone barbecue sauce so he loads (I do mean in heaps) it on his food drowning out the flavor all together but also it is gross. I like some barbecue sauces in moderation.
5.) Mayonnaise - What do I have to say? It's gross! The only use for it is curing lice.
6.) Coffee - I've tried it so many times it's not even funny. My friends are like, "Try this coffee it's the best ever" or "Mocha doesn't even taste like coffee" Oh! you lying lying fools. I hate it all!
7.) Tomatoes - These devilish little creatures are great if turned into ketchup or spaghetti sauce. I would argue delicious. But by themselves, The texture makes me want to throw up on myself and eat it because it would be a better texture.
8.) Peppers - I know I sound picky but these little fellows have a similar texture to tomatoes and I don't really like the taste
9.) Refried beans - Can anyone say dog poop?
10.) Guacamole or Avocado/eggplant based products - I know that avocados and eggplants are completely different but they both taste awful and have the same texture! ECH!

18.10.08

Day XLVIII: 10 things I would not kill for

These are things that I would definitely not kill for (or at least I hope so).



1.) Money
2.) Power
3.) Fame
4.) Status
5.) false gods
6.) a person in power over me
7.) revenge
8.) the death of someone I love (this one would be hard. If someone specifically killed someone you love it would be hard to kill them. I think I could resist but I cannot tell you because no one that I love has been murdered.)
9.) Organ harvesting
10.) a haircut