Day CIX: 20 things I don't want for my birthday!

I was going to do a list of things I wanted but I thought this would be funnier...



1.) Wet hay - This is not only useless but also gross.
2.) A dead panther - Panthers should be free and if one of them died naturally I wouldn't want it.
3.) A sponge from your kitchen - do you know how many germs those things carry eww...
4.) 6 more weeks of winter - I command you to not look at your shadows today groundhogs
5.) Less sleep - I already get little enough as it is.
6.) to be dead - not yet
7.) a kitten - I would be tempted to take care of it and I don't like cats
8.) A germ-ex bath - this would hurt
9.) Spankings - anyone that tries this will be sent immediately back to jail without passing Go
10.) More disease - I have this horrible sinus infection I don't want anything else
11.) A picture of me - I'm not that vain!
12.) A book about Mongolia - sorry Mongolia I didn't mean to hurt you
13.) Paint - My walls are yellow and red and I like it
14.) a chainsaw - what on earth would I do with that? (unless there was a barbie attached)
15.) A melted hot glue stick - not very much use there
16.) A box of dog food - I don't have a dog and I'm sure I'm not eating it
17.) Homework - LOL
18.) Bribes - well maybe...
19.) A wish - I don't want to wish for anything just give me something awesome or cash
20.) A billion dollars - I only want 999,999,999 I'm not that selfish

Day XCVI: 5 things that I'm using my time to get better at

Hooray things I want to be better at/ am trying to get better at.



1.) Guitar hero - or guitar games in general - guitar hero, rockband, whatever
2.) DDR - Dance dance revolution for you noobs out there. I <3 this game. One of my goals for 2009 is to beat all the songs on expert except for the last one. I've only got three or four beaten right now I'm mostly on difficult. So, wish me good luck.
3.) Maphia wars - This facebook/myspace game sort of takes over my life. I want to be level 99, right now I'm 34.
4.) French - I'd love to devote more time to doing french rosetta stone. We'll see what happens.
5.) Identifying/ randomly singing songs - This is part of the reason I listen to pop music. I want to randomly sing a song and have people be easily able to identify it :D and or recognize songs on the radio easily. I have a "zune pass" which is like rhapsody or any other subscriptioned music service only you get to keep 10 songs a month :D.

Day XCI: 10 "normal" things I would like to do in the future

These are things that I want to do which are part of a "normal" life so yeah enjoy or be bored if you prefer...


(googled dorms)

1.) Go to college and live in the dorms
2.) Find out what I want to do
3.) Graduate college
4.) Get married (after many girlfriends, dates, etc.)
5.) Have children woohoo!
6.) Exercise until I'm really old
7.) Earn money at a job that I like
8.) Grow old
9.) Die
10.) Go to heaven

Day LVIII:6 things I don't want to recycle

These are all things that are not worth recycling to me.



1.) Shower Water - I saw something that recycles this on tv today and that is what inspired this list
2.) Towels - I can't use one two days in a row. It's gross.
3.) Food - I really don't like compost piles
4.) Bodies - I think this is gross in the first place I would never be a mortician
5.) Things that cost more to recycle than to get rid of - It makes no sense if it takes less money to make something new why recycle.
6.) Things that take hours of my time to do - If I have to go far away to recycle something I won't do it