Day LVIII:6 things I don't want to recycle

These are all things that are not worth recycling to me.

1.) Shower Water - I saw something that recycles this on tv today and that is what inspired this list
2.) Towels - I can't use one two days in a row. It's gross.
3.) Food - I really don't like compost piles
4.) Bodies - I think this is gross in the first place I would never be a mortician
5.) Things that cost more to recycle than to get rid of - It makes no sense if it takes less money to make something new why recycle.
6.) Things that take hours of my time to do - If I have to go far away to recycle something I won't do it


Day LVII: 6 things that can make a grown man cry

Sorry I did not post yesterday, but not to fear today's post is especially great.

1.) The birth of a child - his own obviously
2.) The death of a loved one - especially a spouse or parent
3.) A woman cleaning his wounds - Have you ever seen any movie where a man gets hurt. He can have anything happen to him sword, spear, you name it but he will invariably not flinch until the woman is cleaning his wounds.
4.) Penile cancer - all you men out there. You know you were thinking it I just said it...
5.) Death - most men would rather cry than die except for Chuck Norris who is impervious to both
6.) Sappy Movies - JUST KIDDING these actually make most men laugh. The reason we laugh is because we don't understand you women. We have no other weapon in our arsenal except laughing. Don't be offended.


Day LVI: 7 extinct animals

These were but are no longer. Enjoi!

(Falkland Island Wolf[see #2])

1.) The Guam flying fox
2.) The Falkland Island Fox
3.) The dodo bird
4.) The Labrador Duck
5.) The Western Black Rhino
6.) The Quagga - You really should check this one out it looks like half horse half zebra wow!
7.) Baiji - A dolphin found only in China.


Day LV: 5 countries that I've been to

There are 5 countries that I've been to. They were different

1.) The United States - I live here in New Hampshire
2.) Canada - It's 3 hours away I went there once for a fair or something
3.) Mexico - It's 3 hours by plane and I love to barter for stuff. I also like the ocean.
4.) Jamaica - We went there for vacation and I got my scuba license.
5.) Ghana - We went there for a missions trip it was different.


Day LIV: 7 sentances about death

There are many unknowns when it comes to death and I just wanted to tell you 7 things I thought about death.

1.) I do not want to face death.
2.) I am curious about death
3.) I am glad to be not dead
4.) I always wonder about life after death... (I am a christian but there are still many unanswered questions)
5.) Each day further into life brings us closer to death.
6.) Death could happen to anyone at any time. (only God knows)
7.) What is death? (I know that your physical body stops but what else?)


Day LIII: 10 foods I love

I decided to do the opposite of yesterday

1.) Macaroni and cheese - What can I say simply delicious
2.) Pizza - especially white pizza. I just love pizza!!!!
3.) Ice cream - Any flavor except Coffee
4.) Chocolate - anything up to 70% dark... My favorite is bittersweet and hershey's special dark.
5.) After dinner mints - I ate almost a whole package of these once and got kind of sick but it was worth it
6.) Sponge bob squarepants gummy crabby patties - mmmm... Gummy goodness and branded stuff its great!
7.) Doritos - That's right Doritos are gr8
8.) Candy buttons - They are half paper half sugar. They are amazing as well.
9.) Hershey's caramel kisses - Caramel and chocolate together is good
10.) Smoothies - Fruity goodness in every bite...


Day LII: 10 foods that I don't like

Well these are 10 foods that I definitely detest.

(excuse me for taking you back to the 90's with a gif but I think it's awesome!)

1.) Fish (except fish sticks) - I cannot stand fish in any form whether it be sushi, salmon, cod, etc. I have tried to like it so many times but the only thing that is good to me is fish sticks which are probably just fish eyes anyway but whatev.
2.) Other seafoods - I have tried like shellfish, lobster etc. and I don't like it. I have even tried octopus (twice) EWWWW! I did like, however, fried scallops so I guess that is an exception.
3.) Mustard - Ground up seed that taste like butt. No thanks
4.) The Barbecue sauce that my dad eats - First of all, my dad loves wishbone barbecue sauce so he loads (I do mean in heaps) it on his food drowning out the flavor all together but also it is gross. I like some barbecue sauces in moderation.
5.) Mayonnaise - What do I have to say? It's gross! The only use for it is curing lice.
6.) Coffee - I've tried it so many times it's not even funny. My friends are like, "Try this coffee it's the best ever" or "Mocha doesn't even taste like coffee" Oh! you lying lying fools. I hate it all!
7.) Tomatoes - These devilish little creatures are great if turned into ketchup or spaghetti sauce. I would argue delicious. But by themselves, The texture makes me want to throw up on myself and eat it because it would be a better texture.
8.) Peppers - I know I sound picky but these little fellows have a similar texture to tomatoes and I don't really like the taste
9.) Refried beans - Can anyone say dog poop?
10.) Guacamole or Avocado/eggplant based products - I know that avocados and eggplants are completely different but they both taste awful and have the same texture! ECH!


Day LI: 5 Things that suck about forgetfulness

These are things that are terrible about forgetting things. I am so predictable all of you probably know what the last one is...

1.) Bad test Scores
2.) Missing appointments can cause many bad things
3.) a law suit (If you are a doctor watch out)
4.) You feel stupid
5.) Umm... I forget the last one


Day L: 10 interesting things about 50

These are 10 amazing facts about a little number I like to call FIFTY!

1.) It is a little over half of how long some people will live to be
2.) It can be written as one symbol in roman numerals - L
3.) It is the sum of 3 squares 3^2 + 4^2 + 5^2
4.) The same state number as Hawaii
5.) The value of the Kennedy half dollar in cents
6.) If it were 50 feet it would be equal to 8 and 1/3 fathoms
7.) It is the number of chapters in the book of Genesis in the bible
8.) It is the atomic number of tin which has a nickname Sn
9.) Fifty comes after forty-nine and precedes fifty-one
10.) 5 times 10 = 50

Bonus.) This is the fiftieth day that I have posted on this site Happy birthday? and happy reading to all!
(BTW a portion of these facts came from Wikipedia)


Day XLIX: List of sleep

I know it is only 10:30 my time but I am super-tired (not good) anywaysssss sooo my list today is completely random I don't know how many things will be on it or what the theme will be but you will have to decipher by yourself. ZZZZZ....

1.) 10 :Label
2.) 20 Print "hello I'm tired"
3.) 30 goto label
4.) Junior
5.) death
6.) squirrel
7.) misspelling
7.) superman
8.) heaviness
9.) Guitar Hero
10.) feeling and sensation
11.) Cats I'm a kitty cat and I dance dance dance and I dance dance dance
12.) http://www.rathergood.com/moon_song/
15.) zorro (fox in spanish)
16.) Listo (clever)
17.) muerto (dead)


Day XLVIII: 10 things I would not kill for

These are things that I would definitely not kill for (or at least I hope so).

1.) Money
2.) Power
3.) Fame
4.) Status
5.) false gods
6.) a person in power over me
7.) revenge
8.) the death of someone I love (this one would be hard. If someone specifically killed someone you love it would be hard to kill them. I think I could resist but I cannot tell you because no one that I love has been murdered.)
9.) Organ harvesting
10.) a haircut


Day XLVII: 11 creatures that I have seen in the road/ on the side of the road

These are 11 animals that I have seen on the side of the road or in the road (some dead some alive) Bon Apetit

1.) Deer
2.) Bear
3.) Fox
4.) Porcupine
5.) Chipmunk
6.) Squirrel
7.) Turtle (more specifically of the box type)
8.) Snapping turtle (there is a difference look it up on wikipedia)
9.) Opossum
10.) Moose
11.) A man with short short shorts (ewww.) he walks through my town all the time


Day XLVI: 11 sentences starting with the word small

These are some sentences that start with the word small.

1.) Small people are not big.
2.) Small animals can fit in a teacup.
3.) Small clothes do not fit well.
4.) Small shoes give me blisters.
5.) Small caplets can cure hurts.
6.) Small changes can make a difference.
7.) Small elements heat up my food
8.) Small beards below the lip make me angry.
9.) Small paper clips hold large papers together but not well.
10.) Small planets are we.
11.) Small tools fix big machines.


Day XLV: 10 things that make nudity necessary

I've been writing XXXX when I should have been writing XL... Please forgive me. Anyway, these are things that make nudity necessary.

1.) Bathing (obviously)
2.) Sex (also obviously)
3.) Streaking (also also obviously)
4.) International soccer(futbol for those not from the US) games... whenever I see something about a soccer game it always includes streaker footage.
5.) For some Sleep
6.) Birth (can't come out with clothes on very well)
7.) Cults
8.) Lack of money in impoverished countries
9.) Nursing a baby
10.) Major surgery (usually i think)


Day XXXXIV: 5 advantages to being red-green colorblind

I almost wrote XXXXIIII(rotfl). Anyway, today I am going to tell you 5 advantages to being red-green colorblind as I am.

(if you do not see the number 29 [that is what I am told I cannot see it and therefore do not know for a fact] in this circle you are probably colorblind check out the colorblindness test)

1.) If and when you get married (I'm not) you will never have to choose the color of a wall or floor etc.
2.) Also with the same stipulation as the first, you have an excuse if you accidentally tell your wife that she is wearing something that doesn't match
3.) You can make a fashion statement without knowing it
4.) You can turn your clothes to Christmas (red and green) and say, "What these aren't both red (green if you prefer)?"
5.) (This one is annoying but also fun) If someone finds out they are like, "What color is this?" and just because you are colorblind doesn't mean you cannot distinguish some colors from one another. When you give the right answer they are amazed (or skeptical) and you have to explain to them but anyway It's a fun life!


Day XXXXIII: 23 things that are blue

These are 23 things that can be blue. Some people may disagree with me but feel free to comment if you do...

1.) Flowers
2.) Eyes
3.) People (not the color you numbnut)
4.) Clothing
5.) Bed Sheets
6.) Quilts
7.) Couches
8.) Hair
9.) Puzzle Pieces
10.) Cat hair (after food dye)
11.) Chess pieces
12.) Stuffed animals
13.) WOW Characters (no I don't play)
14.) Alien blood in Halo (it could be purple I'm red-green colorblind and can not tell the difference between blues and purples some of the time)
15.) Cars
16.) Trains
17.) Boats
18.) Water
19.) Skis
20.) Snow Boards
21.) Jackets
22.) Lint
23.) Washing machines (only if they are sleek and in style...)


Day XXXXII: List of the first 10 bookmarks on my long long list I have like 100 or so

I just wanted to mention that this is an important day for those of us who have read the Douglas Adams books. Anyway, here are the first 10 bookmarks on my list... I find these interesting so you might as well.

(This image is great 'cause it connects South Park and Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy)

1.) Games of the year 2006
2.) photoshop website
3.) Glove pie
4.) VS. Episode 1
5.) famous Mii's
6.) How to remove spy sherif.. a virus that I had.
7.) The most annoying things of 2006
8.) Funny picture true for buisness
9.) Linux Live CD for PS3
10.) How to find a Nintendo Wii (when they were out of stock)

2 links did not work anymore so I skipped down but anyway there you have it!


Day XXXXI: 10 holidays that should or do have a color named after them

These are holidays that should be turned into colors. For example instead of saying, "That car is orange." you should be able to say, "That car is halloween."

1.) Halloween
2.) Christmas
3.) Valentines day
4.) St. Patrick's Day
5.) Flag day
6.) 4th of July (same as flag day I guess)
7.) Labor day (brownish work color)


Day XXXX: 10 things I hate about waiting for bad things that might happen

This is happening to me so I've decided to write about it from experience...

1.) Heart Racing
2.) Hand shaking
3.) Butterflies in the stomach
4.) General nervousness
5.) Lack of sleep (if it takes that long)
6.) Wondering what punishment will be
7.) Wondering how you are going to tell someone about it (parents whoever)
8.) Lack of focus on other things
9.) Painfully slow minutes
10.) Guilt and sadness


Day XXVIII: 3 dead famous inventors

This is dumb but I am soooooooooo tired today from a late night party last night that i don't care but please enjoy anyway.

1.) Einstein
2.) Edison
3.) sir francis bacon


Day XXXVII: 7 words to describe a fish

I'm looking at my fish in my fish tank and these are 7 words that describe them. They look sort of like this pic.

1.) large-eyed
2.) graceful
3.) backward-moving
4.) edible
5.) well-designed
6.) water-breather
7.) striped


Day XXXVI: 10 interjections

These are common interjections. Please feel free to use them as you wish. And please feel free to email me and say, "WOW! matthew that last post really was suckish" LOL

(geek joke!!!)

1.) Wow!
2.) Yes!
3.) Wahoo!
4.) NOOOO!
5.) Damn!
6.) Ouch!
7.) Oh Man!
8.) What the..!
9.) Son of a... ! (Tommy boy)
10.) WHY!